Firstly. I'm young at heart. This is a serious condition where you laugh at inappropriate times, giggle at childish things, find hanging out with the kids more fun than some formal situations and still nearly pee myself when talk turns to farts.
Secondly. I bruise easily. Truly. And this is now....so image when I'm like REALLY old I'll be one big bruise.
Thirdly. I'm clumsy. You know when your pregnant how you think you can still squeeze pass things and your the size of a bus? So your forever banging and crashing into things....well I still do that. In fact just today I took a nick out of leg, blood oozing down my leg was the first I knew about it.
Other random reasons - I look terrible in grey, walkers make me look fat, I don't like bowls and I'm not into cabbage - and everyone knows old people like cabbage......which (snigger snigger) makes you fart!
So there.
Old age don't bother stopping around here.
